Hi. Do you like tacos? I don't. I like to make films and things though. I make them along with my friends (my theory of reality is PERFECTLY NORMAL, dammit!) and then I force you to watch them. Fun, wow. Formally Elf Monkey Productions. I changed the name because I am the Queen of the Elf Monkey Tribe, (don't ask) and since only I work on it, and not the other elf monkeys, it technically can't be called an Elf Monkey Production, so yeah.
Soooo anyway, basically, if you like drunken clowns, womanizing parakeets, Scrotnam terriers, rubber duckies, demented films, and more - then you've come to the right place.
Ohh, also, I may put up some flash animations too. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
So anyway, I hope you enjoy my website. Don't forget to sign the guestbook before you go. Or else I'll be sad. See how sad I am that you aren't considering signing? Yeah. Sign. Or else.
Sooo anyway, have fun doing whatever you're doing today.
- Haley
If you totally love me, and want to see my Can I Has Cheezburger? etc. Pix, click below!

~ When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout ~
10/11/08 - It's totally been such a long time since I edited this site. Anyhoo, new designs, and other changes.
8/14/08 - Two new films!! And a new design. The other was unnerving and made small children cry and hurt people's eyes. So yes.
7/24/08 - New pages added. Check them out!