About

This isn't me. 

Hello. I'm a pie who can type. I live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. My name is Countess Yonthora of the Valley of Mist, but everyone else seems to be under the strange delusion that I'm called Haley, so you can call me that. Besides that I'm strange and snarky, my life is pretty much like yours. I'm the Queen of the lost tribe of Elf Monkeys, I'm a slug whisperer, my boyfriend is a playing card and I like to write songs about vegetables.

My Myspace - www.myspace.com/elf_monkey_queen (I only login every couple months and post some random gibberish then disappear)

I haz Bebo too. www.bebo.com/HaleyX45

Or, if you'ld rather, send me an e-mail or irritate me through one of my various instant messaging accounts. Although I don't log in and talk much, and when I do, it's usually about random things involving potatoes, sporks and hoboes.

So yeah. That's my life as it is.

Occupation: Wouldn't you and the president both like to know!

WHAT I HATE: Free-form jazz, when people say "okay-dokey", spoiled bratty children, bad spelling, grammar, and punctuation, George Bush, Wal-Mart, Toby Keith, and I think there's more but I forget.

WHAT I LIKE: Birds, cartoons and comic strips (newspaper ones), computers, animals, art, movies, film-making, running and randomness.

So that's how it goes. Sorry it isn't more exciting.

- Haley

If you want, you can e-mail me at BrokenNina176@aol.com.

MSN: KakuroBirdGirl11132@hotmail.com

AOL: BrokenNina176@aol.com

Yahoo!: KringlesCheekie@yahoo.ca