~ My Tip For Hallowe'en Work Parties ~
If your work is forcing you against your will to dress up in a costume, and if you're anything like me, you'ld probably rather set yourself on fire, right? Anyway, here's what to do!1. Not show up.2. Day after tell everyone you were Invisible Man/Woman.Hey, if there's a costume contest, you might even win!
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Warning - Do Not Leave Alcohol Near Your Pumpkins!
Send these to your friends, make it the next big internet phenomenon. Like the LOLCats/Caturday pictures.
Complete with inane commentary from me, cause they are mine and they're awesome.
Those are just mean-spirited ones.
Technically, if he destroyed the universe, he'ld be dead.
*eats brains*
I have always never understood the "Pimp My Ride" thing...
This one is just retarded, but whatever.
He's supposed to be in jail, for those who can't figure it out.
Like that would stop him.
When people ask where I get my ideas, I usually say, "my brain". But with that one, I just don't know.
That is just stupid.
One of the better ones.
Not only have I already used this "joke", it isn't even funny.
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The Life of Poi
I was reading my mom's Nation Enquirer (they have become obsessed with Sarah Palin now and are still taking half-hearted jabs at Obama and every now and then but they should stop soon) and after I finished reading about B-listed celebrities that I've never heard of before doing stupid things, I decided to read my horoscope.Suffering from extreme boredom (I was reading the National Enquirer) I also read my mum's, dad's, boyfriend's and my own. I then realized horoscopes are lame. They all just say vague stuff that applies to anyone. "Assert yourself." "You are feuding with your family". "Relax more". "Your co-worker will test your paitence". What else is new?Also, the Enquirer ones just say the same stuff constantly. My dad's talks about bad stuff, like death, happening to him, my mum's is talking about her family constantly, my boyfriend's is about relaxation, and mine is about finding love (with my co-workers and random strangers on the street). (They have an unnatural interest in my co-workers).Okay, seriously, this is what they're like!Pisces - Well, well, well. Are you still alive? Start planning your funeral if you are.Saggitarius (sp) - Your family doesn't appriciate you. Leave them, the lazy morons. Oh, your cousin is having an affair with your stepmother.Taurus - You need to relax more. Quit your job and abandon your family. Go live on a mountaintop in Peru.Cancer - Get married to your co-worker or a complete stranger. Do it. Now.I am quite offended by them, actually. They say my mum's gossipy, my dad's morbid, my boyfriend is lazy, and I'm slutty. Honestly!
