Characters

Various characters of Balta Studio. Pictures coming soon, for the ones without.

Characters are either things from real life, drawings, or whatever, that appear in the Balta Studio movies and stuff.

 I am abnormal.

Evil Tampon of Doom

 

Self-explainitory.

Broken Nina

Broken Nina is an anime girl, but one of the creepy, broken, dark, evil ones.

Aqua Goat

Aqua Goat is a superhero goat.

Bumpo The Clown

An alcoholic, miserable, depressed, chain-smoking sleazy clown.

Scrotnam Terriers

These small terriers come from a (made-up) town in England called Scrotnam by the Sea. It is a cheesy resort town. These dogs are called Wiggle and Waggle and they belong to Bumpo and perform tricks. They travel in the car in a small leather pouch which hangs from a seat.

Grunt and The Thin Man

Deformed army men, with hilarious expressions on their faces. Need I say more?

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Old Man Crockerina

Old Man Crockerina is an very old, frail, man.

Uncle Pedro

Uncle Pedro is a guy who doesn't speak English and speaks a weird language that nobody can understand. He is a web designer.

Anita

A Barbie doll who drives a purple car. Hey, don't ask me. I hate dolls.

Baby Learn

Baby Learn was from a failed comic strip I used to do. It's where a baby swears randomly. It was damn hilarious.

Larry

Larry is a pinata. Life is sad for pinatas, because, you know, first they get beaten with sticks by bratty children, then their innards get eaten.

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MuleMan & The Party People

My arch nemesis....who also happens to be our next door neighbour. He laugh, I swear to God, sounds exactly like that of a mule. Seriously. The Party People have loud parties every single night. Evil.

Hillbilly Mobile Guy

There's this guy who made a weird hillbilly go-cart out of a lawn mower motor and a wooden frame. He drives it down my street constantly.

Blue Cat

An evil cat that is out to make my life miserable. He is in cahoots with MuleMan and The Party People...or so I think....

Fatboy Slim

A large housefly who is irritating and never dies. Very fond of being trapped in my house.